May 2013
5 tags
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
laugh-addict:
i saw hell with my own eyes
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES
dulect:
Members of The Pussycat Dolls
Nicole Scherzinger
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candymandie:
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
grinshaws:
[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care
squareclocks:
kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
tennants-companion:
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
inbox:
moo bitch
get out the hay
my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
andysambergg:
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
zarry:
people who act like theyre too good for mainstream pop
sh4rki:
y0ung-and-wilddd replied to your post: THERE IS A LITTLE KID IN MY AREA WHO HAS RECENTLY…
under the sea was my color guard song thingy last year, hahaha!
