DEFINE SLEEP.
me finding posts that mention pizza
(Source: lepetite-mort)
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my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
(via s-o-c-i-e-t-y)
(Source: ramenjesus, via s-o-c-i-e-t-y)
i saw hell with my own eyes
(Source: assstiel, via its-my-party-i-cum-if-i-want-to)
ya idk
MARIA CAN I PLEASE LOOK LIKE YOU
(via cuntgradulation)
5hip:
baby raccoon eating apple slices
AWEE
YOU PUT THAT GIF EVERYWHERE IT ISNT NEEDED ;SLDJFL;JG
Done w/ u
That gif is ALWAYS needed
I laughed so hard at the giF omfg
REBLOGING CUZ COMMENTS
(via 5hip)
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
(via lousicle)
when you press backspace a few times in hopes of deleting text and then tHE BROWSER GOES BACK LIKE 5 PAGES
(Source: moved-to-jackoffrost, via lousicle)
Members of The Pussycat Dolls
- Nicole Scherzinger
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(via lousicle)
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
(Source: chinchillahime, via lousicle)
[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care
(via pizza)
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
Slam me in my tender butthole
I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase.
(via lousicle)
